Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?
Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.
Imagine forcing a cat in there with you
there are two types of people
What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death
three. three types of people
you could preserve a dead body
Correction there are four types.
Imagine if the Zombie Apocalypse started and you were just like this Human Hamster Wheel, mowing them down left and right as they pawed at the cylindrical surface… not comprehending why they could see you, but not reach your warm, delicious flesh.
there are five fucking types. FIVE
What about having sex in this? Like you could do it outside and you wouldn’t get bugs all over your junk.
SIX. THERE ARE SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. SIX IS THE NUMBER OF TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. NOT SEVEN. BUT SIX. EIGHT IS RIGHT OUT.
Things you do not have to feel guilty about
- Saying no sometimes
- Wanting to be alone sometimes
- Saying no to sex
- Saying yes to sex
- Not being sure about your life career
- Deciding to study instead of going out
- Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
- Ending a relationship that is hurting you
- Not liking the things everyone else likes
one time in like 8th grade me and a bunch of other losers didn’t really want to go to school so we took the wrong train on purpose and ended up at the national airport (which is in the outskirts of town like hours away from our homes) and stayed there for 6 hours greeting tourists and watching the planes fly and land and in that moment i realized we took the concept of skipping school to a whole other level